• me:wow i have so much work to do
  • me:*goes on tumblr*
  • me:*watches a movie*
  • me:*reads a novel*
  • me:*takes a nap*
  • me:*climbs a mountain*
  • me:*backpacks through europe*
  • me:why am i not getting anything done
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nutthing:

r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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  • grandma:DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me:no thanks grandma
  • grandma:HERES YOUR APPLE
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They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs I’m the one who falls in love.

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fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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